When you’re a science major, this is your life.
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According to WebMD, I have Lyme Disease, TB, Aspergers, parasites, and am pregnant.
Dude all I have is a stomachache.
Source: whatshouldwecallme
I’M LIKE:
Nothing in the world bothers me more than that ONE PERSON. Who is somehow NEVER ABSENT.
Source: howdoiputthisgently
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER.
It goes on for 8 seasons and you still don’t know who the fuck the mother is.
Sounds about right.
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Source: winteriscoming-eventually
“Mm, that stings. I mean, not the words; the clouds of bourbon vapor forming them.”
(via communitythings)
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